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But I'd Really Have to Kill You

2016 · Max Sherman · 5 min

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A satirical riff on the old saying, 'I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you...' The story of a guy in a dead end desk job who has reached his emotional boiling point.

Tim BaltzChipBen York JonesJeff

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Tim BaltzChipBen York JonesJeff

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