A daft doctor concocts an offbeat scheme to make millions after he happens upon a method of turning cremated human remains into diamonds. But when the sawbones hires a pair of hapless thieves to collect the raw material, a string of calamities ensues in their insane efforts to pilfer the ashes of prominent and historic figures. Tippi Hedren, Bronson Pinchot, Richard Moll and Joan Van Ark head the cast in this inky morality yarn.
Bronson PinchotBergerac De La Houssey
Tippi HedrenEleanor Kelly
Darin HeamesLulu
Leo RossiAugustine GarzaTimothy McNeilDr. Simon Lockbuster
Richard MollDetective Jackson
Joan Van ArkThe Hemingway Diamond
Joseph RuskinQuentin Leeds
John ChurchillDetective Grubbs
Tuesday KnightLil
Van EppersonArnie CrumpDavid RipleyMark
Khadijah KarriemPamela RiggsAlan CharofJean
