
Takeshi Kitano plays a version of himself in which he's a struggling director cycling through a number of different genres in an effort to complete his latest project.
Takeshi KitanoTakeshi / Yakuza / Father / Ninja / Detective / Astronomer
Tohru EmoriHigashi Oizumi
Kayoko KishimotoKumiko
Anne SuzukiKimiko
Keiko MatsuzakaWife
Yoshino KimuraDaughter
Kazuko YoshiyukiMaid
Yuki UchidaHeroine
Akira TakaradaGentleman in a White Mercedes
Yumiko FujitaMassao's Mother
Ren OsugiAstronomer Yamamoto
Susumu TerajimaYoung Man
Shun SugataHisamatsu
Tetsu WatanabeNoh Mask Man
Naomasa MusakaKarate Instructor