1997 · Andrew Hayes · 93 min
In this Canadian Candide update, orphan Gordie (Jamie Shannon) lives with his hippie aunts at a quiet Porridge Glenn farm. When his beagle Speedoh is lost, a call from a psychic suggests a search in Toronto, where hayseed meets hooker wannabe Heidi (Sarain Boylan). She introduces him to two past-porn performers (Shelly Mars, Scott Thompson), the former stars of "Who's Afraid of Vagina Woolf?" Hick Gordie seems destined for street hustling and boogie nights after encountering a gay band that raises AIDS-research money by selling Gordie off to a sleazeball pimp (Alex Karzis). At this juncture, however, Heidi hatches a plan to reunite Gordie and Speedoh.
Jamie ShannonGordie
Deborah TheakerJudyStuart BaileyAndy WarholChristine BelliniMarge
Paul BelliniGordie's Dad
Sarain BoylanHeidiBruce DellerMr. Black LaquerMarc HickoxEmile
Elva Mai HooverAuntie Charity
Alex KarzisSlim
Bruce LaBruceMr. Chartreuse
Dan LettLiam Burbage
Daniel MacIvorMr. Taupe
Shelly MarsRitaSteve McKaySpeedo (voice)