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Le Cactus

2005 · Gérard Bitton · 94 min

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Sami and Patrick are long-time friends. Sami is a hypochondriac. One day, following a misunderstanding at the hospital, Sami thinks he has an incurable neurological disease. He decides to live his last moments to the fullest and goes to India to be treated by a great local "doctor". In the meantime, his friend Patrick, who has been accompanying and supporting him without knowing that this illness is in fact fictitious, finds himself without a wife or job. The initial situation seems to be reversed; Patrick is out of luck and Sami seems less and less ill.

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4.9/10Rating on TMDBFrom The Movie Database37 votesTMDB
Clovis CornillacPatrick MachadoPascal ElbéSamiAlice TaglioniJustinePierre RichardChristianJean-Pierre DarroussinRenardFrançois CivilPatrick Machado enfantChristian CharmetantLe professeur FontanaÉric SeigneLe docteur GirardetAnne SuarezRenattaChristian DrillaudPeter KnallValérie KéruzoréL'assistante de FontanaMManon JomainAdelineJacky NercessianLe producteurElise LarnicolLa chargée de programme

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Clovis CornillacPatrick MachadoPascal ElbéSamiAlice TaglioniJustinePierre RichardChristianJean-Pierre DarroussinRenardFrançois CivilPatrick Machado enfantChristian CharmetantLe professeur FontanaÉric SeigneLe docteur GirardetAnne SuarezRenattaChristian DrillaudPeter KnallValérie KéruzoréL'assistante de FontanaMManon JomainAdelineJacky NercessianLe producteurElise LarnicolLa chargée de programme

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