Skip to content

Home Discover Journal Library Activity Diary

Search films, shows and peopleSign in

Keep track of every film and show you watch, and see what your friends love.

Follow TellyFlick

ExploreDiscover Journal What to watch tonight Coming up Browse by genre

TellyFlickAbout Guides TellyFlick Plus Privacy Terms

Get the app

Coming soon toApp StoreGet it onGoogle Play

© 2026 TellyFlickLanguageFilm and TV data from TMDB. Streaming data by JustWatch. About · Privacy · Terms

Let Me Count the Lays

1973 · Walt Davis · 59 min

Sign in to add this to your library, rate it and log it.

Sign in

Not streaming in the United States

It isn’t streaming anywhere right now.

Where to watch it in every country ›

Adtellyflick.com

Watch it with a friend

Invite a friend to TellyFlick and see what you both want to watch.

Invite a friend

How Do I Love Thee? Let Me Count the Lays.....!

A groom recounts his past sexual exploits to his new bride on their wedding night.

John HolmesGroom PPatti Lee

Becky SharpeGirl in San Diego

Andy BellamyDeanna

Susan WestcottBlond Swinger / Hypnotized Girl AAlex ElliotBlond Swinger's Husband CCharles LishChuck

Gerard BroulardHypnotist

Ann PerrySaleslady

Judy AngelParty Girl / Linda LLynn HolmesYvonne SSheldon Lee

Roger CaineYork Madison

Cast

John HolmesGroom PPatti Lee

Becky SharpeGirl in San Diego

Andy BellamyDeanna

Susan WestcottBlond Swinger / Hypnotized Girl AAlex ElliotBlond Swinger's Husband CCharles LishChuck

Gerard BroulardHypnotist

Ann PerrySaleslady

Judy AngelParty Girl / Linda LLynn HolmesYvonne SSheldon Lee

Roger CaineYork Madison

More like this

A Big Bold Beautiful Journey

A Midsummer Night's Dream

Where the Wild Things Are

The Odd Life of Timothy Green

A Thousand Words

The Willoughbys

Alice in Wonderland

Chickenhare and the Hamster of Darkness

Date with an Angel