
The long arm of the law has reached an all time low!
Melvin White, a neurotic, accident-prone cop who gets demoted to the night shift, secretly moonlights as the Unknown Comic, an anonymous stand-up comedian who performs with a paper bag over his head. When someone using the same guise commits a string of bar robberies in town, some begin to suspect that White is the culprit.
Linda BlairOfficer Sue Perman
Pat PaulsenOfficer Kent Lane
Jaye P. MorganKate ParkerMurray LangstonOfficer Melvin White / The Unknown Comic
Billy BartyCaptain Lewis
Pat MoritaRape Victim
Jack RileyDoctor Ziegler
Kitten NatividadBig Bust
Jeff MaxwellFlashing Prisoner
Andrew Dice ClayTony Baroni
Sydney LassickPeeping TomJohn HazelwoodSanta
Bill OscoPresenter