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No Sex Please - We're British

1973 · Cliff Owen · 88 min

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A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat. They and the bank's head cashier then hatch a plan to get rid of the porn—without letting their boss, the local police and David's mother in on what is happening.

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5.2/10Rating on TMDBFrom The Movie Database21 votesTMDB
Ronnie CorbettBrian RunniclesBeryl ReidBertha HunterArthur LoweMr. Leslie BromleyIan OgilvyDavid HunterSusan PenhaligonPenny HunterMichael BatesMr. Arnold NeedhamCheryl HallDaphne MartinDDavid SwiftInspector PaulDeryck GuylerPark KeeperValerie LeonSusanMargaret NolanBarbaraGerald SimReverend John MowerMichael RobbinsCar DriverFrank ThorntonGlass Shop ManagerMichael RipperTraffic Warden

Cast

Ronnie CorbettBrian RunniclesBeryl ReidBertha HunterArthur LoweMr. Leslie BromleyIan OgilvyDavid HunterSusan PenhaligonPenny HunterMichael BatesMr. Arnold NeedhamCheryl HallDaphne MartinDDavid SwiftInspector PaulDeryck GuylerPark KeeperValerie LeonSusanMargaret NolanBarbaraGerald SimReverend John MowerMichael RobbinsCar DriverFrank ThorntonGlass Shop ManagerMichael RipperTraffic Warden

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