The future of figure skating... is on thin ice.
In Southern California's figure skating community, Zamboni Phil observes as misfit athletes try to skate and scheme their way to sequined glory.
Jason AlexanderZamboni Phil
John GloverYuri Moskvin
Scott HamiltonRicky Metford
Chris HoganProfessor Robinson
A. J. LangerJ. C. Cain
Kathy GriffinKaren Katz
Wendie MalickMildred Tilman
Tai BabiloniaRegionals Judge #5
Andrew BilgoreChannel 127 Cameraman / Rink AnnouncerJennifer Birchfield-EickMother #2Kirk BladaWendy's BrotherGia BonaguroWaitressTracey BrownSkater
Yule CaisePolice Officer #1Peter CarruthersRegionals Judge #1
