
A retired bachelor has a thing for his neighbor who only shows affection to her pet tortoise.
Retired bachelor Mr Hoppy is hopelessly in love with his neighbour Mrs Silver, but she is only interested in her pet tortoise Alfie - until Mr Hoppy hatches an audacious plan.
James CordenNarrator
Dustin HoffmanMr. Hoppy
Judi DenchMrs. Silver
Salo GardnerMr Mavrokoukoudopolous
Lara RossiPuppy Boy Mother
Jimmy AkingbolaKeen Petshop Keeper
Katie LyonsPhilip's Mother
Pixie DaviesRoberta
Richard CorderyMr. Pringle
Pik-Sen LimMrs. Wu
Polly KempWoman PassengerAlexander BracqRollerblading CoupleJoseph WestPhillip
Anna CanningsMrs. Court
Lisa HammondMrs Desmond