When Ireland's most notorious amateur sports star becomes the first man in history to fail a test for PEDs, he agrees to coach the country's worst team in order to try and rebuild his shattered reputation.
Tony KellyGar Campion
Elva TrillRuby Vercetti
Jon KennyBilly Byrne
John MortonAllan
Sophie VavasseurKeeva McGinley
David McSavageBob Walker
Eddie JacksonNoely
Eric WestLance Alott
Sam Lucas SmithCraig O'Sullivan
Shane O'KeeffeShoelace Face
Michael PowerZimmer
Karl SpainGarda Colm Hickey
Stephen RyanBogeyMark LawrenceRowan Smith O'Brien
Aonghus Og McAnallyJonathan Creegan
