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Based on David Stuart Leslie's novel Two Left Feet is a story about Alan Crabbe (Michael Crawford) a callow youth desperate for a date with any girl who can offer him the experience he lacks. Every time Alan tries a manful stride into the jungle of sex, his two left feet turn the attempt into a trip-and-stumble. Then he meets Eileen (Nyree Dawn Porter), the new waitress at the corner cafe, who signal unmistakable messages with her large inviting eyes.
Michael CrawfordAlan Crabbe
Nyree Dawn PorterEileen
David HemmingsBrian
Julia FosterBeth Crowley
Bernard LeeMr Crabbe
David LodgeBill
Michael CrazeRonnieDilys WatlingMavis
Cyril ChamberlainMiles
Michael RipperUncle RegBob WallisSelfHazel CoppenMrs. Daly (uncredited)
Aimée DelamainAuntie (uncredited)
Douglas IvesJoe (uncredited)
Mike LeighJim (uncredited)
