Why the hell would you want to play for the Toronto Boxsprings? They’re a bad team in a lousy inter-county league. They’re owned by a crappy discount mattress store. Even their locker room sucks - stuck in the leaky basement of a local dive bar.
Jess SalgueiroJessica 'Messy Jessie' Tapp
Corteon MooreChester 'Chip' Hudson
Neil CroneBenjamin 'The Berg' Berger
Darryl HindsKashvi 'Cash Money' Suthakar
Daniel MurphyElias 'Eclair' LeClair (as Michael Daniel Murphy)
Melee Hutton'Mystic' Linda Callaghan
Christie StewartAndrea 'Sad Andy' Tapp
Benjamin BlaisTony 'Noname' Yaznewski
Aaron ChartrandJeremy 'Juicebox' BergerDavid RhodesUmpire
